slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

ghostfromzanzibar:

slimetony:

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

you should get rid of that

Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30

why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though

Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret

(via laughcentre)

trapcard:

I hope some of y'all get knocked the fuck out by someone in 2016

(via uglyslut1-deactivated20211120)

thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

(via thetiger-theowl-deactivated2021)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 

(via safest-heaven)